Friday 27 March 2015

Confessions of a wannabe scientist

You don’t have to study Science in school to be a scientist. Just look at the world through a child’s eye; you will see things, you never saw before!!

My experiences with Science started out of curiosity. Starting from wondering what would happen if you pluck out a cockroaches’ leg to now, trying to figure out why Cancerous cells don’t die, it’s been a fun ride!


Science is amazing, fun and full of surprises! Given below is a list of things you can do with Science:

·         You get to blow up stuff and blame it on Science. It’s so much fun!
·         You Cannot sit back and enjoy a movie because it is scientifically inaccurate. And every 5 minutes, you are jumping up to swear at the director.
·         The more you study science, the more you look at all the wonderful things in nature, the more you go deeper into life’s core, the more u realise God’s greatness
·         You know you have gone too far when your Mom calls the fruit fly, a ‘Drosophila’, instead of ‘the fruit fly’, like a normal person’s mom!
·         You get to make drugs …legally!!! And nobody questions why ;)

·         The ability to self diagnosis. Since you study diseases and symptoms, you will not need a doc to tell you what disease you have. But I always felt I had all the diseases on earth, bcos every little pain that is usually dismissed as nothing by a normal person, will be the symptom of a thousand diseases to the paranoid wannabe biologist.
·         You can play with genes and create a mutant organism!! That’s the coolest!
·         People might think you are crazy. Actually, you might really be crazy! But isn’t Science worth giving up ur sanity for!
·         The DNA might look boring to a normal person. But a wannabe scientist knows that you can do cool things with the DNA like fold it on itself to make smiley faces!!
"DNA folded back on itself to create shapes - DNA Origami"
·         You see bacteria everywhere. You might be unnaturally clean and insist on washing hands every 5 mins or totally dump cleanliness and live in a pig sty. There are none of them in-between. But you will not get queasy working with disgusting looking mould or slimy creatures.
·         You are usually dressed for comfort over style. Usually sloppy but some Scientists kick ass with their fashion sense.
·         Work under an actual scientist for a while, and you will soon learn to swear under your breath!!! ;)


<this article is a bit partial towards biologists; sorry for not including the other wonderful areas of science>